Step 1: Drag enormous piece of steel down from garage rafters...or find some....or buy some.
Step 2: Clean it up and cover it with industrial strength adhesive.
Step 3: Have a piece of plywood cut to size at a place like Home Depot. I went with 3/4" as this is a sizable table and it needed the support. Drop that ply on top of the steel with the help of a friend or loved one, or in my case struggle through doing it alone.
Step 4: Weigh it down with something heavy, like the multitude of stones I dug up during a recent landscaping project. Let it set for at least 2 hours.
Step 5: Screw in the legs of your choosing. I went with galvanized steel sawhorses that I got for $17 each at Home Depot. They have the added benefit of folding into themselves for ease of transport later on. Remember to consider where you or your guest legs will fall under the table-position the legs accordingly.
Step 6: Flip the table over and carry or drag it to the spot of your choosing. Get someone to help you with this...that or just hoist it onto a couple of flower pot bases with wheels and push it to your destination. No seriously, get someone to help you with this. I just happened to not have my boyfriend around at the time and wanted to get it done. See the result of this act of impatience in the photo below. (I know you're impressed, I was too.)
Step 7: Do a little dance and high five your dog (true story-thanks for your support Morris), or whoever is around, because you just made an awesome table for under $100.
Now I just need the perfect chairs to complete the look...Next post!